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Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) claims that he is a comedian, a contributor to The Onion and SNL, and lead writer for IGN’s comedy video department. All of that is true, but who is Mike Drucker really?
He’s someone who sees the value in myopia.
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Mike is okay with getting some self esteem help from unorthodox sources.
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It’s probably because his spirit animal isn’t as “spirited’ as it used to be.
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Drucker can seriously use some positivity.
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Mike knows what rich people have really been investing their time in.
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You’re not going to see Drucker at Last Call anytime soon.
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Or to trivia night.
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Or at the funeral home.
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His phone at least occasionally saves Mike from saying the wrong thing.
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He’s a reader. Of books.
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All kinds of books.
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And has seen at least one classic movie.
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He’s a little ashamed of his race.
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Mike would make a great high school guidance counselor.
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Drucker could have used a better Health Ed teacher.
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You can’t put one fast Drucker, even if you’re the President.
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He can make R.E.O. Speedwagon sound cool.
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Mike ruined the fun of watching television.
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Roger Cormier has a proclivity towards taking things on the run.
