Fred Willard was arrested last week in an adult cinema, allegedly masturbating. He was fired from PBS’s Market Warriors, although he won’t face jail time. Now Willard has tweeted: “Wait til u hear my version; much more PG. & my review, lousy film, but theater would make a terrific racquetball court. Full story 2 follow.” He adds, “I was not fired from TUWYL so B sure 2 watch Tues, ABC 9.” How has Fred Willard tweeted 1,183 times and not learned Internet-oriented ways to subvert porno theaters?
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