Does the movement have a clear objective? |
To end the financial tyranny of Gotham's super-wealthy (and also blow stuff up). |
To prevent the development of a major hotel–real estate complex. |
How is this objective explained to the masses? |
With dramatic speeches in public places (football games, fancy bank buildings). |
With dramatic dance sequences in public places (office buildings, art galleries, Ocean Drive). |
Do they have a catchy tagline? |
"Do what you please." |
"Enough with performance art. It's time for protest art." |
And spectacular displays of force? |
Yes — they raid the Stock Exchange and rob most of the people on Park Avenue. |
Yes — they bust up a swanky investor party and do some backflips. |
What about the Internet? Is the revolution viral and whatnot? |
Not sure; seems like they broke the Internet. |
It is so viral. Ask the crew how many YouTube hits they have, they'll tell you, over and over. |
Tell me about the movement's leader. |
He's Bane, a hulking vigilante who gains power through unintelligibility and brute force. |
He's Sean, a handsome vigilante who gains power through anonymity and snazzy dance moves. |
Is there a beautiful brunette who secretly controls the entire revolution? |
Yes! Miranda Tate (Marion Cotillard), a.k.a. Talia al Ghul, daughter of Ra's. |
Yes! Emily Anderson (Kathryn McCormick), daughter of hotel developer Bill (Peter Gallagher). |
Does she have Daddy issues? |
Clearly. |
Why else would she be leading the revolution? |
Okay, but is she using them for good or evil? |
Evil! She wants to destroy Gotham with an atom bomb. |
Good! She wants to save her boyfriend Sean's neighborhood. |
How does the revolution actually pan out? |
They lose. Batman steals the bomb and saves Gotham. |
They win! Peter Gallagher is persuaded by the power of dance and agrees to move his development.
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And then what do the revolutionaries do? |
They … die. |
They … go to work for Nike. (Seriously.) |