Because Comedy Central isn’t totally dumb or mean they’ve extended the contracts of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Colbert is now good through the end of 2014 and Stewart is set through the middle of 2015. By 2015, Stewart will have had his job for 16 years, which is so many years. Both shows are more popular than ever, actually showing a 10% 18-49 ratings growth from last season, and are as good as they’ve ever been, receiving four Emmy nominations apiece. Four More Years! Four More Years! Four More Years! Etc.