Dumb Denver (DENVER! YEAH!) crowd from the past, you don’t know anything about anything. First, all your faces are weird. Second, who actually throws tomatoes? Did your friend call you up and say, “Do you want to go to this comedy show? Make sure you bring a tomato, you know how we do.” Or do you just always carry around a tomato, hoping someone will stop you on the street with an incomplete salad emergency? Maybe next time, skip the comedy show and go directly to whatever sauce-making after-party you were planning on attending afterward.