Billy Crystal just got $4 million to write a book about aging, THR reports. Henry Holt and Co. will publish the book, whose release will coincide with Crystal’s 65th birthday. No word yet on which chapter covers how to make your face unrecognizable and your skin look like it’s made of bologna right before you host the Oscars.
Actor Billy Crystal arrives at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XVIII held at JW Marriott Desert Ridge Resort & Spa on March 24, 2012 in Phoenix, Arizona. Photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images