Chloë Sevigny will be tapping into her inner compost enthusiast on Portlandia next season. According to Entertainment Weekly, she’ll guest star as Carrie and Fred’s new roommate. This could mean anything! Portlandia is unpredictable. Instead of trying to guess what the new season will include, we present our wish list for trends, thoughts, and social constructs we simply hope the show will cover: drinking vinegars, “yarnstorming,” an overcommitment to Instagram, and foot prisons (a.k.a. uncomfortable shoes).