This was a good warm-up convention choice because Republicans are a lot like trains. They are sturdy and loud and…ummmm… made of metal and run on fossil fuels and were featured prominently on last week’s Breaking B— OK, fine, they’re nothing like trains. You think you’re so smart, knowing what is and is not like a train. Well, your mom is like a train: people get on and off her but they need tickets and she runs from DC to Toronto and she has a quiet car and a car where you can buy wraps and cans of Diet Co— Why isn’t anyone like a train!?