Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Will Weldon is from Canada, so therefore he has to be funny. For further proof, you could have went to Montreal last month and seen him perform as one of the “New Faces” at the Just For Laughs festival. If you missed out, you can always go through his twitter account. Of course, since he’s a male comedian most of the topics he covers may be predictable.
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Will should have provided DVD commentary for Back to the Future.
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Weldon fortunately watched the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers at an age appropriate time.
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He’s either referring to the Don McLean version or the Madonna version. Doesn’t matter either way.
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Will recognizes the real threat in the house.
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Weldon likes to give gay people credit.
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Not so much to the U.S. Congress.
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It’s smart to warn others when with America’s number one threat.
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Thanks to Will, I now know that Roger Daltrey was really into fast food.
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And that Jeremy Piven has the best business card.
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Weldon is selective when it comes to women.
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He should never be hired as a writer for any Food Network program.
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Can’t it be both?
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It can’t be both? I disagree.
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Will is probably great at pitching shows.
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Weldon has discovered how to make billions of dollars.
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Will is an excellent impressionist.
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He’s either a very talented farmer or some sort of witch.
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Don’t believe him if he wishes you good luck with something.
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You should never forget Will, and the fact that occasionally - he tried.
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Roger Cormier needs a new epitaph.
