Are you sitting down? Try not to skip ahead. Now guess how much Crystal the monkey will get per episode of Animal Practice. Remember she’s had quite a successful comedy career, starring in blockbusters like the Night at the Museum movies and The Hangover II. Ready? $12,000. That is 12,000 human American dollars not some silly monkey currency. That is what child actors get or some leads on smaller cable networks. If Animal Practice gets a full season order, we’re talking over $250,000. Do you know how many bananas that could buy? You’d have to go directly to the supplier at that point! Where do I go to sign up to be reincarnated as an hilarious girl monkey or a member of the cast of Modern Family?