Movie/TV Star Crystal the Monkey Gets Paid Mad Bananas

Are you sitting down? Try not to skip ahead. Now guess how much Crystal the monkey will get per episode of Animal Practice. Remember she’s had quite a successful comedy career, starring in blockbusters like the Night at the Museum movies and The Hangover II. Ready? $12,000. That is 12,000 human American dollars not some silly monkey currency. That is what child actors get or some leads on smaller cable networks. If Animal Practice gets a full season order, we’re talking over $250,000. Do you know how many bananas that could buy? You’d have to go directly to the supplier at that point! Where do I go to sign up to be reincarnated as an hilarious girl monkey or a member of the cast of Modern Family?

Movie/TV Star Crystal the Monkey Gets Paid Mad Bananas