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Passion Trailer: Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace Get It On

Passion is Brian De Palma’s remake of the recent French thriller Love Crime, but since this new teaser trailer is brief enough, we prefer to see the movie through our own specific lens: Obviously, this is a sequel to both Mean Girls and Prometheus. Noomi Rapace has clearly escaped the dangerous aliens and made her way to a lesbian business planet where Rachel McAdams, as Regina George, lives in exile. Very quickly, after a constant diet of corporate-training videos and sexually charged, Black Swan–themed slumber parties, Regina George is entrapping Noomi in devious mind games (watch out for her “So you agree?” and four-way phone-conversation gambits, Noomi!) and from then on, it’s just a matter of time before they’re stroking each others’ faces and engaging in masked cunnilingus. Shut down the world! We have found the perfect movie.

Passion Trailer: McAdams and Rapace Get It On