Bad economy, hurricane, strip clubs, giant insects: all Obama’s fault. I can’t speak on the insects or economy or hurricane but I do know for a fact that Obama personally helped finance The Vagina Farm back in 2010. The word from Washington is he was inspired to open the club when he was on a farm in Iowa, learning about corn subsidies, and saw a cow’s vagina. The rest is history. More importantly, does that stripper have a tattoo down her sternum or is that necklace she wears under her bra or is that just the scar from when the alien from Alien popped out of her chest? American needs to know.