There’s an urge is to write, “I hope to be as cool as Joan when I’m 79,” but in actuality, I just hope to be as cool as Joan at any point in my existence. Buying her condoms there – that scamp. They come in boxes of 48. 48! I haven’t used 48 condoms since last April, when it was real rainy and I had to use them to cover my shoes to keep them dry. I’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t try the veal. It’s baby cow. [Via]
World’s Coolest Lady, Joan Rivers, Sticks it to Cosco
