50 Cent, no doubt perusing Vulture’s investigation surrounding The Master’s Master Masturbator, reminded his Twitter followers today that “Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you.” Then came his simple cure: “Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites. Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs. Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.” Being master of your domain is that simple.
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 18: 50 Cent attends VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul at Hammerstein Ballroom on December 18, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Vh1) Photo: Larry Busacca/2011 Getty Images