ABC must stand for Always Buying (family) Comedies because they sure are buying up a whole bunch. It makes sense, what with them having Modern Family and everything. The first new purchase was of Sarah Haskins and Emily Halpern’s Trophy Wife. The show is about an ex-party girl who falls in love with a dude with three crazy kids and two ex-wives. The second is entitled How The F— Am I Normal and is about a kid growing up in the 1980s. It’s being compared to the Wonder Years but more dysfunctional. The show was originally at Fox but ended up at ABC because they love having bleeped out curse words in their show titles.