Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) is a very funny tweeter that has been featured in InTouch magazine, someecards and National Lampoon magazine who apparently thinks about the Kennedy assassination often.
Steven knows where Monica Lewinsky was the other night.
Amiri probably does well with the ladies.
He scouts for future stars of Werner Herzog movies.
Steven is a lawyer who has discovered a very interesting corporate ownership loophole.
Would “republics” work?
Steven might have come up with an idea that could lead to record shattering pole vault records.
Amiri is not a fan of a certain TLC reality show.
He knows why Val Kilmer hasn’t seemed to be as philanthropic as he used to be.
Steven asks the right political questions.
Amiri would like to direct ghosts to specific destinations.
He’s pretty shitty at naming things.
Steven isn’t afraid to shed light on the dark side of some zebras.
Amiri is no Dave Coulier, but to be fair only one individual can be.
Dave Coulier would have no problem with opening juice.
He might know how Lance Armstrong cheated.
Steven understands that the Secret Service’s job is even harder than we imagine it.
Amiri might want to call the Secret Service about his knowledge of American Idol’s former and current employees
Roger Cormier was the inspiration for three Gotye songs that you’ve never heard of.