Sometimes, the funniest people are those who have no idea they’re being funny. That’s the idea behind Preschool Gems, a new book based on the popular Twitter account. In both the book and on Twitter, preschool teacher Leslie McCollom gathers up the bon mots of little kids who don’t really know what they’re saying but end up making lots of sense anyways. Things like, “I don’t want to lick tongues with you today because I don’t want to throw up in your mouth.” Very sensible, toddler.
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