HOLLYWOOD, FL - JULY 23: Cee Lo Green performs at Zo Summer Groove Benefit Dinner and Gala at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel on July 23, 2011 in Hollywood, Florida. (Photo by John Parra/Getty Images)
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Not that he is the first person to suggest Idol’s diva feud is a play for ratings, but still: We are one step closer to an all-out Singing Competition Host War. You can see it, right? Nicki screams at Simon! Demi pulls Christina’s hair! Blake Shelton pokes Britney in the side repeatedly and keeps drawling, “Wake up! Wake up!” We dare to dream.