Chris Parnell Explains Deon Cole’s Dick Joke

The always-delightful Chris Parnell dropped by Conan last night to help Deon Cole out by elaborating on a crude penis joke he made about the iPhone 5. Parnell goes into elaborate scientific detail to explain exactly how the iPhone 5’s panorama mode makes it possible for Cole to photograph his large penis, using egghead terms like “aspect ratio,” “field of view,” and “barrel distortion.” Chris Parnell should just hang out with immature high school guys to explain their terrible dick jokes with big words because this video proves he can make even the most basic sex joke sound super classy.

Chris Parnell Explains Deon Cole’s Dick Joke