Last night on the Tonight Show, Halle Berry, Halloween cupcake-to-be (then incognito mummy-by-night wilding out at night), explained that a cold call from a genealogist had revealed her lineage to Sarah Palin. “Isn’t that the worst thing you can imagine?!” she cried. Plus: Chuck Lorre confessed he had faked it ‘til he got fired from the Muppet Babies and My Little Pony. And then he made it. Also, Tom Hanks went over the moon about Newt Gingrich’s plan for human civilization on the moon, and Wu-Tang Clan performed “Six Directions of Boxing” in celebration of the release of RZA’s The Man With the Iron Fists soundtrack. And that came after Team Gerard Butler–RZA squared off against Team Jimmy Fallon–Ghostface Killah in “Bubble Soccer.” Watch our compilation to see what you missed.