The Next Chapter of Trapped in the Closet Is Here Early

Yesterday, R. Kelly let slip that twenty new chapters of his bizarre, beloved R&B soap opera Trapped in the Closet would debut on the day after Thanksgiving. But why make us wait until November?! cried the impatient Internet. And so, here is Chapter 23, made ready for your family-free viewing a full month and a half before Black Friday. R. Kelly has a first-edition Trapped book! (Sample text: “Man, I could really use a good sandwich right now.”) Michael K. Williams has a very brief close-up! Everyone still has a phone … except Chuck. Where is Chuuuuuuuuuuck? (That’s how he sings it. You’ll see.)

The New Trapped in the Closet Is Here Early