Here we are, everybody: They are rebooting the Left Behind series, and Nicolas Cage is now in talks to topline it. This is not a drill, nor a dream, nor a mock headline in Doug Ellin’s Entourage movie script. It’s real life, and it is a $15 million adaptation of the Christian-themed book series, and Nicolas Cage is your new Kirk Cameron. There is no director attached yet, but, like, fingers crossed for Werner Herzog or something.
Actor Nicolas Cage attends 2012 Giffoni Film Festival photocall on July 18, 2012 in Giffoni Valle Piana, Italy. Photo: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images