overdue sequels

Your New Trapped in the Closet Will Be Here for Thanksgiving

Music video by R. Kelly performing Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1. (C) 2005 Zomba Recording LLC Photo: 2005 Zomba Recording LLC

Or, the day after, which is still plenty of time to watch it with the whole family as you surely intended. Also, R. Kelly says he’s got “like a hundred chapters to come.” You will be screening Trapped in the Closet with your relatives until forever.

Your New Trapped Will Be Here for Thanksgiving