The Tao of Martha, based on the upcoming book of the same name, will follow a “highly disorganized former party girl” who decides to rehabilitate her broken life with the “teachings” of Martha Stewart. In summary: It is Julie and Julia meets The Mindy Project with sponsored crockpots, and Stewart will executive produce. Fine, but if we’re going to be making lifestyle sitcoms, where is the Schmidt cooking show already? Don’t we deserve some Frittata How-Tos on YouTube? We do.