“I respect Twitter. I am grateful for what it has done for me. But Twitter is a double-edged sword. Yes, you can improve your joke-writing craft, you can increase the number of people that hear them. But you can get drunk on people telling you, ‘you are the best’ or ‘you are the worst.’ You have to remember, Twitter pays no one’s bills. It can lead to opportunities, but you still have to get up every day and work. Twitter isn’t real. This is real.”
- King of Twitter Rob Delaney denouncing his kingdom in Vulture.