
At the opening of his new bar at the El Ganzo hotel in Cabo San Lucas on Friday night, Charlie Sheen greeted the crowd by calling them a “lying bunch of faggot assholes.” The former Two and a Half Men actor quickly apologized for the remark, telling TMZ, “I meant no ill will and intended to hurt no one and I apologize if I offended anyone.” But before the world could congratulate him on his new-found maturity, Sheen added, “I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp.” We’re not going to dignify this with a tiger blood joke.