In my fulltime job as Humor Editor for Groupon, I’m confronted daily by how difficult it can be to make a large company’s social media presence seem funny and engaging, especially to a broad demographic that might not all share the same sense of humor. It’s a brave new world out there for marketing departments trying to develop an “internetty” sense of humor on the fly, and even a casual glance reveals more misses than hits.
Despite technically getting paid to write jokes—a complete travesty that would have lead any other culture in the history of the world to put me to death by now for being a waste of grain—I can’t stop myself from compulsively giving away free jokes on Twitter. But as someone who works tirelessly in the ever self-rearranging minefield of punchy-yet-accessible corporate humor, you can imagine how thrilled I was when the “viral” campaign behind Verizon’s new cable TV alternative decided to snag one of those free joke for themselves.
Someone over at Verizon, and/or their ad agency has apparently stumbled upon the latest craze among us cable bill-paying tweens: emblazoning existing photographs with blocky white text in order to generate hilarious “memes.” In this case, all about ditching cable and switching to their product. The day after I posted this personal gripe about my own cable provider:
I was treated to this unsolicited reimagining from Verizon’s social media team:
Here’s a thing about stealing jokes that you might not know if you haven’t been on the internet in the past nine years: You are maybe not supposed to steal jokes. Especially to advertise your own product or service. The above image found itself onto their main-page alongside memes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, captioned “Hasta la vista, Cable,” and a twist on classic Mr. T: “I pity…the Cable Guy!”
You’d think that the external validation of seeing my own observation plastered over a picture of a guy making a funny face would have me laughing uncontrollably and shouting “WHERE DO I SIGN?” But instead I found myself full of blinding Internet rage and leapt into action like a thousand Konys swarming a SOPA (Sorry, it’s basically 2013, I don’t remember if that’s a valid analogy or not). I now present to you my Five-Step guide to confronting a company who has just stolen your joke:
Still not satisfied? Neither was I. Consider adding these three bonus steps:
Step six turned out to be the tipping point and I’m happy to report that Verizon did the right thing in deleting the Tweet and taking the image down. There are countless examples of stories like this with higher visibility or financial stakes and unhappier endings. As I’m writing this, this post just showed up on my Twitter feed and it’s abundantly clear that as creativity and commerce continue to collide on the Internet, this is just going to be a thing that happens now.
Fortunately, a lot of us are in a position to do something about it. If you find your content poached, speak up. By staying vigilant and keeping a (fairly) level head, you might find that the same virality designed to boost a marketing campaign usually works even better in the direction of gently shaming a company who can’t be bothered to develop original content. Better yet, if you work in a marketing department or ad agency and the demands of the internet suddenly call upon you to be funny? The solution is simple: hire funny people. Comedians are famously underemployed and experts at walking the line between edgy and likeable. If you see something on Twitter that makes you laugh, that’s because there is a person behind it—a writer—who is desperately trying to get your attention.
Daniel Kibblesmith is a writer, cartoonist, and comedian in Chicago.