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Ten Things That Creep Us Out About John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John’s New ‘Music Video’

1. John Travolta’s chin hair.

2. The number of syllables unnecessarily added to the word “tonight.”

3. The speed at which Olivia Newton-John drives.

4. John Travolta’s wallet chain.

5. John Travolta’s chin hair, and its jet-black hue.

6. The fact that two very rich people couldn’t afford to hire better actors.

7. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John’s matching loungewear.

8. All the line dancing (too much line dancing!).

9. The use of Travolta’s family and children to potentially distract from those pesky allegations.

10. John Travolta’s chin hair. Did we mention the chin hair?

Travolta/Newton-John Video: 10 Troubling Things