Last night on Conan, Busy Philipps talked up her Twitter review of Michelle Obama’s new bangs, and the swoop-coiffed host followed in the FLOTUS’s fashion footsteps. Plus: A fortune cookie might state — Gael Garcia Bernal might agree — it’s best to learn your favorite language (which in this case is Portuguese) via cultural immersion … in bed. Ha. Also, the now thin (and hungry) Sally Fields bemoaned her miserable Lincoln diet. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.