Or you can refuse to listen to the radio, watch television, or talk to the youth of America for another three years. Your One Direction attitude is your own. But the boy band just signed a new three-year contract with strict financial penalties for anyone ditching out early — meaning that Harry Styles’s solo project (tentatively titled Fourth Nipple) probably won’t take off until 2016. Maybe there will be five by then.
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