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Here’s Your New Dancing With the Stars Lineup

Gymnast Alexandra Raisman poses backstage at the Badgley Mischka Fall 2013 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 12, 2013 in New York City.
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Dorothy Hamill, Aly Raisman, and Andy Dick are among this season’s contestants for Dancing With the Stars. ABC announced the full lineup this morning, though it is sadly without Bobby Flay. (And without Lance Armstrong. And Lindsay Lohan. And Ann Romney. Man, there were a lot of rumors this season.) Anyway, your actual contestants for this sixteenth ridiculous season are:

  • Shake It Up’s Zendaya Coleman (apparently that is a Disney Channel show!)
  • Comedian Andy Dick
  • National treasure Dorothy Hamill
  • Comedian D.L. Hughley
  • Baltimore Raven Jacoby Jones
  • Singer Wynonna Judd
  • Boxer Victor Ortiz
  • American Idol alum Kellie Pickler
  • General Hospital’s Ingo Rademacher
  • Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman
  • Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump

Cha cha cha cha, etc.

Here’s Your New Dancing With the Stars Lineup