Today is St. Valentine’s Day, a day when every spoken sentence ends with a suggestion to watch The Notebook. (If Necco smartened up, they’d make a zillion bucks with “Watch The Notebook With Me” candy hearts.) But what is The Notebook really? Sure, it was the birth of Rychel McGasling, but according to the Honest Trailer folks, otherwise it’s just the “Olive Garden of love stories.” See what else they took to task. Don’t worry: Ryan Gosling takes off his shirt a bunch. Do worry: Rachel McAdams makes a weird slurping sound a bunch.