Rosie O’Donnell Demonstrates the Proper Way to Flirt With Drake on Twitter

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Last week, Amanda Bynes received a lot of attention and (as far as we know) very little romantic payoff for her “I want @Drake to murder my vagina” tweet. Canada’s most sensitive human didn’t even throw her a retweet, much less a reply (or, dare to dream, a follow-back and a DM). It seemed a little cold at the time, but Drake’s more recent Twitter game explains it: He prefers a subtle come-on. As in, he wants someone like Rosie O’Donnell to compliment his “nice muscles.” Witness last night’s exchange:

Update: That tweet wasn’t even meant for Drake, but he retweeted it anyway. Then he started bragging: 

To which Rosie replied:

Lesson: When hitting on Drake via Twitter, stick to non-threatening words, like cute. Don’t use @Drake; maybe even hit on a different Drake. Finally, try to be someone who might impress 2 Chainz. (Sorry in advance for all that Bynes spam, 2 Chainz.)

Rosie Demonstrates Proper Way to Hit On Drake