Here Are Songs From the National, Selena Gomez, and Someone Who Used to Know Kim Kardashian

Happy Monday! How was your weekend? Did you spend it outside making positive life choices and/or choosing to honor your past romantic partners with distance and respect? Then you are doing better than Ray J, who released a single called “I Hit It First,” which is, naturally, about how he (biblically) knew Kim Kardashian before Kanye. (He claims it’s not about Kim; the cover art begs to differ.) Elsewhere in music land, Selena Gomez has an entirely anodyne new single that defies even the closest Bieber reading, and the National still sound like the National. Pick the new song that is right for you.

Your Classy Pick: “Demons,” the National

Your Teen Pick: “Come & Get It,” Selena Gomez

Your Scumbag Pick: “I Hit It First,” Ray J

Here Are Songs From the National, Selena Gomez