But, soft! What trailer through yonder website breaks?
It is Romeo and Juliet, and screenwriter Julian Fellowes is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious Shakespeare,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That you got first billing in the trailer and he did not.
O Romeo, Romeo! Who is this new Romeo?
The guy’s Douglas Booth, the girl Hailee Steinfeld;
If thou wilt forget, be but sworn my love,
She was in True Grit.
Shall I hear more? Is Ed Westwick in this?
