Paltrow was on The Ellen Show yesterday, and daytime TV’s biggest scamp made her do impressions of singers and rappers, including Jay-Z, Kanye, Beyoncé, and her husband, Chris Martin. Apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow’s robust history of name-checking her good friend Jay-Z is good for something: perfecting an impression. Okay, maybe it’s not perfect, but it’s a solid effort. It’s at least better than her Kanye. Also, with three great clips this week, is The Ellen Show appointment viewing now? And if so, when should we all quit our jobs so we can stay home and watch?