Every week, Vulture faces the big, important questions in entertainment and comes to some creative conclusions. This week, we gave you the scoop on summer movies, imagined Amanda Bynes’s texts to Reese Witherspoon, and marveled at Gwyneth Paltrow’s love of Jay-Z. You may have read some of these stories below, but you certainly didn’t read them all. We forgive you.
Q: What are the summer movies I need to know about?
The real question is: What are the summer movies you want to F, Marry, and Kill?
Q: How might you explain this year’s summer movies through infographics?
Glad you asked.
Q: What is going on in this picture of Justin Bieber?
We don’t know! But Lindsey Weber has questions about it, too.
Q: Who was the most charming person at the Time 100 Gala?
Jesse David Fox declared it a tie between these two delightful women.
Q: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TANTRIC SEX TO ME?
Relax. Drunk Diane Keaton’s got you covered.
Q: Where do I know that Scandal actor from?
Probably from one of these six shows. (Margaret Lyons loves charts.)
Q: Is Michael Shannon scary and funny?
Yes, yes, he is. And Delta Gamma is going down.
Q: How well does Justin Long know romantic comedies?
Pretty well! But he’s never seen Pretty Woman from start to finish.
Q: Who does Gwyneth Paltrow like to name-drop?
Q: What did Amanda Bynes text Reese Witherspoon after Witherspoon got arrested?
We can only imagine.