Binge watching can do weird things to you. Like, five hours and ten episodes into Arrested Development season four, when you’ve heard the word “anustart” over and over in Tobias’s story line, you start focusing less on the anus and more on the tart. You might think, “Hmm, I haven’t eaten since I started this binge. I could go for a tart right now.” So Jon Defreest whipped up a Dr. Tobias Fünke–brand Anustart for you. It’s four ounces and fruit-filled. Stuff it in your pie hole!
