Last night on Late Night, Bruce Jenner indulged in the sweet taste of revenge he’d been seeking for all of Jimmy Fallon’s plastic surgery jokes. Since a cold encounter at the London Olympics (in which Bruce cursed out Jimmy) hadn’t sufficed, Mr.
Kardashian Jenner slammed the late-night host with diss after diss, and even a threat from Kim Kardashian’s baby daddy. “Kanye is really pissed,” he whispered into Fallon’s ear. “My good friend, Kanye, and you don’t want to go there.” But wouldn’t that entail a second meeting with his pseudo-son-in-law? Plus: Nick Offerman recounted a different kind of tongue-lashing. “I was performing some oral pleasuring upon [Megan Mullally],” he told Conan. “This is before I knew that it could give you, uh, any kind of fatal … disease, and I looked up at one point and … ten feet above her head, this buck coyote was sitting there staring at me, and he slowly nodded his head.” Reverse bestiality, cunnilingus, and a Michael Douglas zinger? Now, that’s a nice package. And finally, Dave Franco added another quirky Franco family story to the pile. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.