How did people reallllly look in Bible-times? Nobody knows, right? Well, Darren Aronofsky actually does know, and he filmed a Noah’s ark movie called Noah and now there are pictures. Cast thine eyes upon Russell Crowe as Noah, Emma Watson as Ila, Anthony Hopkins as Methuselah, Jennifer Connelly as Naameh, Logan Lerman as Ham, and Ray Winstone as a rainy bad guy. The film is set for March 28, 2014.