The Rules of Prison Life, According to Orange Is the New Black

Every convict is a rookie at some point, and so it is for Orange Is the New Black’s Piper Chapman. Therefore, a comprehensive orientation is in order. A welcome video evocative of an airplane safety instructional? Check. Ongoing loudspeaker updates on the dos and dont’s? Check. Tips from your fellow bunkmates? Check, check, check. You don’t lie in your bed; you don’t eat the pudding; and you clean up with maxi pads. Watch our prison rules supercut below.

Orange Is the New Black’s Rules of Prison Life