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James Deen Really Only Cares About The Simpsons

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The Canyons star James Deen continues his streak of refreshingly candid interviews, reminding everyone once again that he’s happy doing porn and is not looking to cross into mainstream movies. Does he feel judged by the non-porn world, asks Gawker? “Not really,” Deen says.

What the hell do I care what these people think? If it’s not on The Simpsons it doesn’t exist and most of the people I meet aren’t on The Simpsons. If I met Alec Baldwin and he made me feel like shit I might be a little hurt, because he was on The Simpsons. What do I care if some producer who worked for Steven Spielberg says something insulting? Who cares? You’re not on The Simpsons, go fuck yourself.

And just in case you doubt Deen’s devotion to The Simpsons, remember: He played Moe in the Simpsons porn parody. (Really.)

James Deen Really Only Cares About The Simpsons