What Is Justin Bieber Hiding in His Pants? Cell Phone Edition

Recording Artist Justin Bieber performs onstage during 93.3 FLZ's Jingle Ball 2012 at Tampa Bay Times Forum on December 9, 2012 in Tampa, Florida.
Justin Bieber performs onstage during Q102’s Jingle Ball 2012 concert presented by XFINITY at Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA.Pictured: Justin BieberRef: SPL467989 051212 Picture by: Gilbert Carrasquillo/Splash NewsSplash News and PicturesLos Angeles: 310-821-2666New York: 212-619-2666London: Photo: Michael Kovac/Getty Images

Somehow, in this whole long and ridiculous guessing game of what, exactly, Justin Bieber might be hiding in his favorite drop-crotch pants, we did not guess cell phone. It seemed too obvious. Anyway, that’s what he’s keeping in there: a teenager’s phone. Congratulations, teenager.

What’s Bieber Hiding in His Pants? Phone Edition