Beyoncé Will Not Stop Singing Even If You Pull Her Off the Stage

They do not sell What Would Beyoncé Do? bracelets (we googled), but the WWBeyD lifestyle goes a little something like this: Your weave gets stuck in a fan? Keep singing. You get slapped on the ass by a gross fan? Tell him off and keep singing. You get bear-hugged by a shirtless Brazilian and removed entirely from the stage, before getting scooped back up by your bodyguards? Do not even acknowledge it; just keep on singing. Remember this the next time someone stages a kidnapping attempt during your PowerPoint presentation (they sing during those, right?).

Update: here is a priceless closeup. Watch it forever. (Via.)

Bey Won’t Stop Singing If You Pull Her Offstage