Accessorize, Breaking Bad Style: Etsy’s Best Heisenberg Crafts

Photo: Gnarlyink/Etsy; SleepyMountain/Etsy

You’re goddamn right these are the best-looking crafts on Etsy. Sorry, after collecting all these Heisenberg-inspired tsotchkes, we’re a bit caught up in the Heisenberg attitude. But for those of you inspired by the Breaking Bad kingpin’s no-nonsense sensibility, here’s exactly how you get people around you to tread lightly: Channel Walter White’s evil alter ego with an array of whimsical crafts that feature the iconic be-hatted sketch.

The World’s Most Threatening Earrings:

via Etsy’s SleepyMountain

Or, if your ears aren’t pierced and/or you wear suits, cufflinks:

Throw a surprise party! A scary one:

via Etsy’s hawthorneave

Or hang this warning in your kitchen, right next to the good plates:

via Etsy’s CincinnatiThreads

Send your kid off to school with a reference no child in her class should understand (and one that might make her teacher very happy — or worried):

via Ety’s KickAssKlippies

Is your dog named Walt? Walt Jr.? Psycho Todd? (Now, that’s a good name for a dog.) This is the dog tag for you:

via Etsy’s PrettyPuppyTags

For when you’re working at a coffee shop and you want that outlet all to yourself:

via Etsy’s Ducals

For keeping Heisenberg close to your heart:

via Etsy’s sugarandvicedesigns

And just in case that doesn’t send enough of a meth-age for you …:

via Etsy’s PEACEandPAISLEY

How about something like this instead of putting meth under your Christmas tree?

via Etsy’s GingerPots

What Would Heisenberg Do? (Kill someone, probably. But here’s a tote bag!)

via Etsy’s gnarlyink

This is a Heisenberg-themed “Pysanka,” a Ukrainian Easter egg:

via Etsy’s PysankyByKovalevsky

Keep your beer cold with this terrifying koozie:

via Etsy’s GreenGableCreations

Class up any outfit with an engraved Heisenbrooch:

via Etsy’s kateslittlestore

And last, but certainly not least, ensure your cat will win every raccoon battle by putting this tiny Heisenberg hat on his head. How you get the hat on your cat’s head is your business. Tread lightly.

via Etsy’s ToScarboroughFair
Etsy’s Best Heisenberg Crafts