Last week on Breaking Bad, we got a time-lapse peek at just how far Walter White has come in his ability to lie. Back during his first meth cook in the desert, he had to rehearse before telling Skyler that he was working late at the car wash. Since then he’s learned to slander, deny, prevaricate, and dissemble in 100 different ways without a moment’s pause. Looking back on five seasons of the show, five distinct Walt strategies for bullshitting emerge. Watch this video and soon you’ll be misleading your entire family and your business partners the Heisenberg way.