The Hollywood Reporter just put out their Emmys portfolio featuring interviews with a bunch of people like Tina Fey, Mitch Hurwitz, and Hank Azaria. Here’s one with Jerry Seinfeld, who’s nominated for his web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, in which he talks (at the end) about what the Seinfeld characters would be up to now. “It’s never going to happen,” he says about a reunion special (although the gang did a faux-Seinfeld reunion as a Curb Your Enthusiasm story arc in 2009). On the characters’ lives in 2013, Seinfeld says, “They’re gonna be somewhat dysfunctional, as we remember them. I imagine there’ll be some kids, some divorces … is what I imagine for the four of them. George would probably have a wife and kids, very normal [and] suburban, and he would be tortured.” Adjust your Seinfeld fan fiction accordingly.