“What’s getting knighted mean?” a child will ask you someday. Your modernized reply: “It means you get called Sir with a capital S, and also that Gandalf officiates your wedding. When you want to announce that you got married, you can do it with a picture of yourself and your new wife smiling in a ball pit — the thing like at Chuck E. Cheese, you remember? — and everyone will see it and be so happy.” The boring details the kid might not be interested in: It’s the third wedding for Stewart; his new wife is Sunny Ozell, a singer-songwriter. Congrats!
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 17: (EXCLUSIVE ACCESS) Sunny Ozell and boyfriend Sir Patrick Stewart (L) pose at Ronnie Scott’s as part of her UK debut at Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club on October 17, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Getty Images For Sunny Ozell)