“What’s getting knighted mean?” a child will ask you someday. Your modernized reply: “It means you get called Sir with a capital S, and also that Gandalf officiates your wedding. When you want to announce that you got married, you can do it with a picture of yourself and your new wife smiling in a ball pit — the thing like at Chuck E. Cheese, you remember? — and everyone will see it and be so happy.” The boring details the kid might not be interested in: It’s the third wedding for Stewart; his new wife is Sunny Ozell, a singer-songwriter. Congrats!