Real Husbands of Hollywood Recap: I Thought Bobby Was Dead

Real Husbands of Hollywood

Tisha & Duane
Season 2 Episode 4
Editor’s Rating 3 stars

Real Husbands of Hollywood

Tisha & Duane
Season 2 Episode 4
Editor’s Rating 3 stars

What happens when you’re the husband but your wife is always topping you? You are Duane Martin and Tisha Campbell, or at least the version of Duane and Tisha featured on last night’s edition of The Real Husbands of Hollywood. Both are actors whose stars were brightest back in the nineties, though to Tisha’s credit, she has a bit more bragging rights than her hubby, given her role on the aughts ABC family comedy My Wife & Kids.

She never lets him forget it, and despite the two enjoying new beginnings via the Tisha and Duane show, Duane is quick to note, “Even at home she’s treated like the star and I’m treated like the extra.” I almost thought to woo-woo-woo Duane in that pitiful moment, only the reality quickly set in. I mean, that’s Tisha Campbell, a.k.a. Yvonne, a.k.a. Gina Waters, a.k.a. Jay Kyle. Who are you, Duane? Who are you?

Paul Reiser’s homeboy on that NBC show no one watched? One of the basketball-playing dudes from Above the Rim? After a quick field trip to IMDb, I forget Duane Martin played the fictionalized Will Smith on that UPN show All of Us. Okay. His best role was Vidal Thomas on the short-lived NBC series Out All Night starring Patti LaBelle. That show should’ve been given a chance, or at least a release on Hulu. Such is life.

Point is, he’s not the star his wife is but he swears with this new show that, “I’mma be on top, baby!” I wouldn’t let go of the lube if I were you, dude. Keeping up with the “Duane can’t keep a job” meme that has followed the show since its debut, Duane got canned from Tisha and Duane.

That’s because no one — including Keenan Ivory Wayans and Reginald VelJohnson (Carl Winslow!) — liked him. As Nick Cannon explains, “How can this fool suck at playing Duane Martin? He is Duane Martin.”

He wasn’t Flex Alexander as Michael Jackson on that awful VH1 movie Man in the Mirror bad, but no one liked him all the same, so he was replaced with Kevin Hart. True to form, Kevin Hart behaved like an utterly self-involved jackass. Tisha was not amused, especially after finding out Kevin was given creative control on the show in an effort to secure his signing on to star. Ultimately, Tisha became so fed up with Kevin’s antics that she punched him in the face in front of a live studio audience. She had to be escorted out by security. In her defense, Kevin took “creative license” and kissed her on the mouth.

That may have all been spoof, but that scene did make me wonder whether or not Tisha tried to swing on Martin Lawrence back in the nineties. For Martin fanatics, we know those two had some sort of incident that prompted them not to film a single scene together in the final season. (They were married on the show at that point, so that must have involved some serious bending over backwards.)

Meanwhile, THE KANG OF R&B returned to me. For those not into Whitney Houston, I’m talking about Bobby Brown. Bobby was an original fixture of the Real Husbands of Hollywood sketches that aired at the BET Awards, which spurred the TV show order in the first place. Bobby was supposed to be a main character, but you know Bobby has had his troubles overcoming his addiction to beer and brown liquor. He was in rehab, thus, unable to film.

He has since returned to appear on two episodes this season. To quote my beloved Nippy, “Oh, how I have waited for this day.”

Bobby’s story line centered on him forging a musical comeback — yeah, yeah another one — and Eric Benet helping him along the way by pairing him with Nelly. Or better yet, being the middleman, as Bobby Brown essentially pays Nelly to do him a solid and record a new song with him. Unfortunately, “The Kang” can’t croon sober. That’s a sweet way of skirting the real issue. I’ve seen Bobby Brown perform a few times in recent years, and unless he makes a pact with Ursula the Sea Witch, his voice is permanently shot.

Ultimately, fellow New Edition member Ralph Tresvant surprised Bobby in the studio and assisted him during the recording. I imagine Ralph had to do the same thing during the Home Again tour given all those reports of Bobby giving you drunk-uncle realness across the country.

Whatever. Bobby will remain a legend in the hearts and minds of Ghostbusters II soundtrack fans. (There are many, many fans out there, right?) He’s the champ of episode four and Duane Martin remains on bottom.

Other Notes:

  • LOLs at R&B star and Halle Berry’s ex-husband Eric Benet being tagged as the “former luckiest man in the world.” He’s surprisingly good on-camera. Maybe he’ll be the show’s best bet to fill the void left by Robin Thicke.
  • Kevin Hart is so wrong for saying, “I thought Bobby was dead.” Sadly, so do a couple of people I know.
  • Nick Cannon telling Kevin Hart after replacing Duane Martin on Tisha and Duane, “Trust me, if Bushwick Bill had a SAG card, I wouldn’t even be here.” As a native Houstonian, hand-clap for that Geto Boys reference.
  • Tisha Campbell shouting “YOU SAW THAT?” after the security guard told Duane that he loved him in the Kelly Rowland low-budget, cheesy comedy The Seat Filler. That movie was so bad, y’all.

Real Husbands of Hollywood Recap: Tisha & Duane