Life presents you with many questions, but not many answers. Luckily, Eastbound & Down’s Kenny Powers — a man who at just 19 years old changed the face of professional baseball — is here to help. Over on our Facebook page, we have a Kenny Powers Magic 8 Ball, because all other Magic 8 Balls are too fucking polite. Ask him if you should buy a cat and he’ll tell you to “nut up or sack up.” Thinking about quitting your job? Powers will explain that “now is not the time to lay on the floor like a bald fucking baby.” We advise you to get your advice now.